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bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

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gapingvirgo:

billykaplxn:

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

ross died of influenza

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

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sexualthorientation:

adhd-anti:

We almost impeached a president for cheating on his fucking wife but we can’t even impeach Trump for putting children in fucking cages

clinton was a democratic president with a republican-dominated congress who couldn’t wait to get rid of him. 

dolt 45 is a fascist under the guise of “republican” with a republican-white-male-dominated congress who’s still mad that they had to acknowledge a black man with an “ethnic” name as president for eight years. 

they’re so fucking pleased to have this idiot in the white house because they can pretty much shove whatever they want in front of him, and as long as they keep mentioning his name (because that’s the only way he’ll stay interested), he’ll sign it. 

there have been numerous articles of impeachment introduced by house democrats, but they never go anywhere because of the aforementioned republican-white-male-dominated congress. 

this is just one more reason why registering to vote and voting democrat in the upcoming primary and general mid-term elections this year is so important.  

Does this post that says we almost impeached bill Clinton for cheating on his wife really have 34,000 notes

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so, love absolutely terrifies me bc of all the things that can go wrong and the scary negatives kind of outweigh the positives in my mind lately but…. imagine it going right and sharing love with someone?? imagine how happy those people must feel all the time!! people who have that! damn!! to be so happy with and proud of and comfortable around another person! and they understand you and uplift you!! imagine. wow

sorry abt my content but i’m in my major depresso and like can’t communicate effectively or eat right and i have to work 18 hours the next two days

i’m in this weird place where my good job (that i LOVED and wanted to work for the company forever) is becoming so annoying and scary and draining and my just-there-to-make-some-extra-money job is a breeze and i like it and i’m picking shit up and i like a good amount of the coworkers idk and i make a lot more money and get more hours there ahh!!?

i don’t have a finsta anymore so i can’t put this on there but- i fucking hate my dad so much i can’t stand him anymore. i’ve been home alone for the past week and a half while my family was on vacation and i was so looking forward to them coming home so the house wouldn’t be so empty and quiet and i’d spend my first day off in so long with them but he’s already went off on my mom and my brother and slammed so many doors and i just want them to leave again thx

lms if you think that ed helms is soooo fucking sexy